Look, I know you see Fireball selling like, well, fire and yes, spooky season is here but goddamn no one wants candy corn flavored whiskey.
Two alternative names, free of charge: call it sugared up beginners whiskey and leave it at that. Or just label it, whiskey that was passed over as inferior by everyone else so we dumped a but ton of sugar in it and are now trying to recoup the cost of the sugar.
And to breweries, do not even think of a candy corn beer.