Beer Styles Name Changes

Count me a fan of Em Sauter and her colorful take on beer.  She also prods conversation with pieces like this….

Makes me wonder what beer style names I think need a glow up. I would start with ESB, and in general, the British Bitters.  They need something that matches their flavor profile when compared to an actual bitter beer.  I would call them English Vintage or English Heritage Ales.  Brown Ale needs something better too.  Perhaps swarthy ale or mahogany ale, something more exciting.