The Firkin for November 2016

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2016 has been called out in general by Last Week Tonight and John Oliver….

…and it hasn’t been super great for craft beer either. I know there is a month left but I am left to hope that 2017 will be better.

Among the items that disturbed me this year:
-the unstoppable fruit IPA trend. I remember talking to the folks from 21st Amendment and they were dismissive of it, then they released one.
-SABInBev buying into homebrew supplies. Really? Trying to choke off innovation or just cashing in (late as always)
-rising prices. Each year it seems that I and other consumers need to be smarter shoppers.
-slow response to born on dating. Come on. If you are scared your IPA won’t sell because of it then you should make a better one.
-declining growth. Not that decline but the response to it. Why does everything have to grow double-digits every year. That’s how you end up chasing illusory dreams.
-whale hunters. I will have to add them to every frackin’ yearly round-up. And it irks me every time. But hey, some people like standing in lines.

Come on 2017. I like Canada but I don’t wanna do all that paperwork.

The Firkin for September 2016

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Glassware glut. First let’s backtrack a little. I went to a brewery sponsored event recently. Got to taste the beers from a lovely Picasso-esque, sharp angle, almost a wine glass branded subtly with the brewery name on it.

Upon leaving said event, I was asked if I forgot my glass. Now I had a choice to make. Honestly answer that I literally had no place to put another glass. Or I could go with the snappy comeback of my wife would crown me over the head with it if she found out that another glass had found its way home. Maybe christen is the term instead of crown but either answer is correct.

Hats and shirts and bottle openers as swag has been replaced with a branded glass of late. A person who goes to one event a month could wind up with a full display collection in one year. I probably land in the upper middle of the glass collectors and I have one large storage container filled with all shapes and sizes that just do not get used at all. Not to mention the ones in the back of cabinets that are a bit dusty as I type this. Or the glasses that I have gifted away. All in just seven years of blogging about beer.

Keep in mind that the number in storage could be higher if I hadn’t left more glasses at events or handed them off to others. Over the last year, unless the glass was of a style that I could actually use or had sentimental value, I would leave it on a table at the exit and go on my merry way without the souvenir. In my recent trip to the California Craft Beer Summit, three glasses were used over the long weekend. I only brought home two and almost decided to just bring the one fancy wine glass.

This avoidance comes from a person who fully understands that certain makes and models of glassware can bring out different aromas and can show off the true color of a beer. I received a Bruery Terreux glass that I think is so pretty and fits my hand so well that I have hissed people away from using it.

I guess the time will come (probably already has and I have ignored it) when I will have to take a box of shaker pints to Goodwill. The one plus from Golden Road selling out was that I could take those glasses out of the mix without feeling bad.

But even with that, my space limit has been far surpassed and I fervently wish that breweries would start swagging socks or pencils instead.