For those who must go out and party in honor of casting snakes off a cold, wet island, PLEASE, AND I MEAN PLEASE!
Do not drink and drive.
Use your smartphone and get a taxi. Tweet a sober friend to take you home. Don’t endanger anyone else. It is selfish.
(Tomorrow, we return to normal fun beer posts)
Baltimore had free taxis yesterday for people who partied too hard. It would take you from any bar to a residence (not to another bar). Up to $50, you had to pay anything over that. Pretty sweet deal if I was into getting banged up on a work day. Needless to say, I went around the block and had a few.
Smart idea. Thanks for the comment!