The winner of must clunky beer packaging award goes to, well, you read the post title so you know it is the Tesla CyberBeer. Boy howdy is it the least cool bottle and mug (?) that I have run across. Which would be of little import if the beer inside outpaced the bottle.
But it doesn’t so having to peel off the shrink wrap from the neck, then manhandling the strange top off, you then still have to pop a cap and then try to carefully pour into the lopsided mug. The choice of an Imperial Helles seems odd. If the goal was just unique then mission accomplished but if the goal was instead to be a thoughtful gift or promotional item then why not just a simple lager?
Maybe this bottle was old but it tasted mostly of pear and malt and had a lot of viscosity to it and a weird alcohol-y after taste that was not quite burning but was there in too much abundance.
I hope that Buzzrock Brewing was paid well for this because this must have been extra, extra work to get from tank to bottle.