The Firkin for April 2014

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Anonymity.

Restaurant reviewers used to guard their identity vigilantly to make sure that they would receive “typical” service from waiters and chefs.

In the age of Social Media, that is out the window. Reviewers get “outed”. Famous Reviewers are “gets” for a newspaper or website. So they focus marketing attention on them because they are a draw to a segment of readers.

What does this have to do with craft beer? I think craft beer needs a little secretive tasting research. Because there are so many people Tweeting and Untapping, you are not immediately pegged as a beer blogger or writer. You can sample a flight from a brewery without getting extra attention. Everyone is reviewing so you can slide by unnoticed.

I prefer that on a first visit to a bar of brewery not to reveal that I write about beer. I want to see how customers are treated. I want to hear what the bartenders are talking about. I want to take in the whole picture. I can learn from the unguarded moments.

You can have great moments talking with your favorite brewer too. But the dynamic is different. You can’t tell someone that a beer is bad without trying to soften the blow or thinking about which words to use before speaking. If you don’t know the people that filter can come off and a different, more permissible one comes on.

There is much talk about “critical” writing but I believe that isn’t the largest writing problem that beer people have. It is way down on my list of issues. What I think is more pressing are not abandoning the methods used in the past by restaurant reviewers and the like. They worked for the most part.

Reviewers went to a restaurant multiple times. They sampled multiple dishes. They are upfront about their tastes. They are honest about their review process. Then they review. And that review can be glowing and positive or acerbic and negative. Neither opinion is wrong or less “journalistic”.

For your next first visit to a new establishment. Try incognito and see how it works for your writing.

The Firkin for July 2013

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Before the micro-brew bust, oh those many (10+) years ago, new breweries were jumping onto the brewing bandwagon.  That didn’t turn out so well for them.  But despite the jump in number of breweries opened and opening recently, I don’t sense that same wild abandon and dollar chasing being mentioned when a new brewery sets up shop.

New beer accessories,that is a different story.  I am starting to feel like a judge on the Shark Tank TV show (minus Mark Cuban’s bajillion dollar bank account).  Cigars with hops. Social Media codes on the bottom of a glass.  Beer caddies for both your neck and your shower to make sure that beer is literally with you from the moment you wake up in the morning.  Oh and apps up the wazoo.

Maybe because the brewery route is too expensive and takes so long and the market is pretty saturated or other economic reasons are pushing business people in to the accessory realm.  But I for one, am over it.  Now far be it from me to dampen the entrepreneurial spirit but I am not going to open my bottle of Unionist Belgian ale from Eagle Rock Brewery with a bottle opener on the bottom of a flip flop, or a belt buckle or a ring or a hat.

And there is not enough time in the day to check into a beer or brewery on the myriad of apps out there.  No matter how social media savvy one is or how much I want to promote my favorite breweries or beers.  Unless your app/website is leagues better than Ratebeer or Untappd or adds something of extra or different value then I don’t have the mental bandwidth to use it.

I have posted on this very blog many of these novelty items.  I dare not do a search of the word “hopz” for fear of what I might find.

But in the end, I am a simple craft beer drinker.  A well made interesting beer and the proper glass is all I really need to enjoy my beer.  The company of fellow craft beer enthusiasts would be a bonus.  The bells and whistles and bottle openers that play college fight songs are all well and good but none of these items will make a bad beer better or a great beer greater.

I do have room for a randall though.

The Firkin for June 2010

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I am not talking about the wait staff at your local. Nope, today I want to vent about people who don’t appreciate the beer bounty in front of them.

Now I can spend all day nitpicking the nitpickers who complain about every last little detail. Life is not perfect. Not all beer festivals are great. Not all are run like clockwork. That may be a rant for another day.

What I am talking about is “appreciation”. When you go to a festival or event and a special beer is poured, I implore you to re-trace how that beer got to the glass in front of you.

The organizer had to call the brewery and schedule and then figure out how to get that beer to the location. Then all of that had to ACTUALLY happen. People get up early and lose sleep to deliver beer, set-up kegs and taps. Put up tents and tables. Secure and pay for a location. Find and train volunteers.

I haven’t even scratched the surface of what goes on BEFORE that beer gets handed to you.

What I want all of you beer geeks out there to do is simple. Say thanks to everyone who helps at the next event you attend. And if you know the organizer? Go up to them and say thanks for doing what you do. They are not well paid for this. They are doing it for the love of beer and because they want other people to love beer too.