Hot Takes to Hate Early

Over on the main Eater website, this POST recently popped up about easy headlines for 2020 stories. I am going to take that idea and add a beer spin to it. Though there were a couple takes that were beer related or beer adjacent:

• Let Your Children Run Wild in restaurants

• Only Assholes Drink Sours

Here are my hyper-specific beer takes:

~ Pilsner is the beer of the future (stolen from 2019, 2018 and 2017)

~ Don’t put [insert ingredient] in beer, it is sacrilege.

~ The craft beer bubble will burst (must use both “B” words for this one)

~ My review of this super rare beer that is made in such ridiculously small quantities that you can live next door to the brewery and not be able to score a bottle.